Tuesday, December 14, 2004

N.A.M.B.L.A. and the Catholic Church announce proposed merger

The North American Man Boy Love Association and the Roman Catholic Church today unveiled plans to merge the two organizations. In a joint news conference spokesmen said that the move would give new life to the youth orientated American icons. Both NAMBLA and the church have been the victim of declining fortunes in the past few years, leading many to fear that one or both would fail, creating a loss of opportunity for young people who are interested in exploring their sexuality with older adults.

Speaking for the church, Father Peter M. Good explained that NAMBLA brings much to the table, most notably the ability to operate under the radar. "In the 11 years since KRON Television did it's undercover report on NAMBLA, that organization has learned how best to keep from public scrutiny. We feel that they can teach us much in the way of operating free from unfair criticism and overreaching restrictions that the militant anti-Christian God-bashers send our way. The liberal press has been co-opted to the extent that we have found even putting our best spin on our activities is not enough. With NAMBLA at our back we feel that we can avoid this problem and the costs of those pesky lawsuits and move on."

And what will NAMBLA get out of the merger? NAMBLA president Dick Foru explained that the members of his organization are looking forward to new opportunities which will be presented by working with the Church. "It has long been a dream of ours", he said, "to gain access to the schools. But even more than that we want to learn the techniques perfected by priests over the years of convincing the young that 'God wants you to do this'. We are very excited by this opportunity and see it as a win-win situation for both of our respective organizations."

After the merger the resulting entity, the largest child molestation agency in the world, will by known as The Catholic Youth Organization.
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Of course the above is total "bull", but the idea was sparked when I read in today's news that the Catholic Church, which shamefully has been doing everything it can to avoid it's responsibility for protecting and enabling those of their employees who prey sexually on the young, once again is cutting back on the so-called reforms put into place recently. Yo, Fathers! it's supposed to be "pray", not "prey"!!!!

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