Friday, September 23, 2005

Bush study of New Orleans flooding Blames Lesbians

President Bush announced today that after an exhaustive review of the tragedy in New Orleans the primary cause has been pinpointed.

"I personally sat down and reviewed the DVD of the news footage that my staff prepared for me in the days immediately following the flooding" the president said "The cause was apparent from early on. As the newscasters kept repeating; the dykes failed."

President Bush said that this only proves that the gay and lesbian community is irresponsible. "Everyone knows that all that lesbians think about is softball, motorcycles and their Subaru cars."

This reporter was unable to get a comment from anyone in the lesbian community, as every lesbian and homosexual in the country was left speechless.


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