Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Bush vows never to be proved wrong about WMDs again

President Bush, still deeply troubled that America invaded Iraq on false reports that country had weapons of mass destruction has vowed that we will never again proved to be wrong in that regard.

Bush ordered the Pentagon to come up with a plan to insure that we would never be in a position again where the facts on the ground would prove our pre-invasion intelligence wrong.

This last Sunday the Pentagon unveiled that plan. In future aggressive invasions the US Military will nuke the shit out of the victim country. The military has assured the President that when they are done there will be no chance of anything at all being found. "Everything will be vaporized" chortled one general. "If anyone wants to try to prove there weren't weapons there - good luck" he said, laughing.


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