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MEMO
FROM THE DESK OF DICK CHENEY

DATE: September 5, 2005

TO: The Honorable George W. Bush, President Of The United States, Supreme Commander and Dear Leader

SUBJECT: Conflict between hand signals and Rove's talking point

MESSAGE: I know that we have been telling you all along to hold up a finger when you need help to find a bathroom. I need to ask you not to do that for a while. Instead just slip a note to Condi and she will help you locate the men's room.

It just wouldn't do for you to be holding up your finger at the same time that we are trying to convince the suckers that "Now is not the time to point fingers."

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