Monday, September 12, 2005

FEMA'S MESSAGE: REMEMBER THE ALAMO, F*CKERS!


Who says that FEMA doesn't have a sense of humor? Remember that big convoy of Mexican Army troops bringing aid and equipment to Katrina victims? Well, our government didn't dare turn away a helping hand offered by our neighbors to the south. Bad press and all that.

After deliberations on what to do with these folks, someone at FEMA had a brain storm. Park them in San Antonio, Texas and let them sit on their butts and stare at the Alamo. Not that they were needed there. In fact that city had almost no need for the equipment that the Mexican government had sent. Just as well though. As one FEMA employee muttered "Jeez, they brought a water purification plant. What the hell are we supposed to do with that? Everyone knows you don't dare drink their water!"

1 Comments:

Blogger Bill said...

LOL, the Alamo, that's awesome!

Bill
www.freshnewsdaily.com

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