Thursday, October 06, 2005

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President Bush was visiting a primary school and he
dropped in on one of the classes. They were in the
middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would
like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So
the illustrious leader asked the class for an example
of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered:

"If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in
the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him
that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing
everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's
what we would call a great loss." The room went
silent. No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who
can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his
hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One
carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a 'friendly
fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy."

"That's right!" exclaimed Bush. "Can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because
it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably
wouldn't be a fucking accident either."

Thanks to Buddy and h for the above

1 Comments:

Anonymous Wayne said...

A good one; you may have already seen this:


George Bush visits a elementary school

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

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