Wednesday, March 01, 2006

"Bush Confident Bin Laden Will Be Captured"

Really. That was the headline that greeted me this morning. After spewing my coffee (Pam's House Blend, of course) halfway across the room, I scrolled down. Has Vice President Cheney been sent off, trusty shotgun in hand, to bag the elusive bearded bad one? Have we finally turned the corner on incompetence? Naw. Bush has just found a bunch of uneducated folks in one of the poorest regions of the world and figured that they just might fall for his bull. As for the actual progress on the hunt for Bin Laden - hey, we can't comment on an ongoing investigation.


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