Tuesday, April 25, 2006

President Bush finds cause of skyrocketing gas prices - Enviormental protection regulations

Displaying once again his uncanny knack for cutting to the heart of complicated problems, President G.W. Bush today identified and put into place a cure for the cause of rapidly rising gasoline prices.

Debunking theories that the price increases where somehow tied to his military threats aimed at Iran, the worsening situation in Iraq and obscene profit taking by the oil industry, the president solved the problem this morning by suspending regulations put into place by liberals to "protect the earth".

Thank you, Mr.President.


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