Saturday, September 30, 2006




Congressman Foley sure likes boys.
He treats them like his personal toys.
He saw the towheaded page.
Thought "Ah, the perfect age."

The suspicions he cinches
by asking "How many inches?"
One boy thought it sick
that the old guy wanted his dick.

GOP leadership can overlook the sin
as long as Foley brings them a win.
"Just so long as you help us win in November
we don't care what you do with your 'congressional member'."

A gift to the Demos, served on a platter,
is all his talk of seminal splatter.
The results of this Fall's election
are sure to ride on Mark Foley's erection.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mad Kane said...

I see I have some competition in the political verse front.
Mad Kane
http://www.madkane.com

12:10 PM  
Blogger konagod said...

This was great Paul, as well as your post above.

11:43 AM  

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